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andee's world: The Secret News -- by George Carlin

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Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Secret News -- by George Carlin


Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the secret news.


Sshh.

Here’s the secret news:

All people are afraid.
No one knows what they’re doing.
Everything is getting worse.
Some people deserve to die.
Your money is worthless.
No one is properly dressed.
At least one of your children will disappoint you.
The system is rigged.

Your house will never be completely clean.
All teachers are incompetent.
There are people who really dislike you.
Nothing is as good as it seems.
Things don’t last.
No one is paying attention.

The country is dying.

God doesn’t care.

Sshhhhhh.....



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