Why I Love New York, pt 1

Coming home from a full night of revelry that had already been going on for ten hours or so...

En route to my apartment, I run into three strangers, also fellow revelers, on the street...

Strange revelers: "do you know where we can get any beer?"

Me: "well it's 4:00 Sunday morning and most of the delis are closed but even the ones that are open aren't allowed to sell alcohol til noon....but I've got some beer in my apartment. Wanna come up?"

Revelers: "yeah, cool!"

The four of us drink beer and dance around to Madonna records til 7:00am in my kitchen.